It’s always funnier when it happens to somebody else
From: Bitsy Sent: 23 July, 2012 12:31 PM To: Mark Subject: hate Toner explosion. Hair, face, sweater, dress, shoes. I just went to the bathroom and found some in my underwear. I just smiled and it...
View ArticleHockey Sticks Are All We Need
Hi, America. How’s it going down there? You got your 7 Elevens that sell alcohol, cheap cigarettes, and your guns. You got it good. Why would you ever leave? Seriously, why? Up here in the north there...
View ArticleWhat Would Brian Boitano Do?
Hi America, it’s Mark again. We seem to have another misunderstanding that I think I need to help sort out. After the last post, it seems clearly established that the grass is not greener on the other...
View ArticleYou be an asshole. I’ll be an asshole. We’ll both be assoles together.
As the car blocking the lane behind me moved forward I took my foot off the brake and started backing up out of my angle parking spot while looking over my right shoulder. The car parked to my right...
View ArticleToo many iPads in the Family
Technology is grand and our family has steadily been acquiring iPads since their initial release. The current count is two iPad 1′s, one iPad 2 and one “new” iPad (3) between Bitsy, myself, my in-laws...
View ArticleHappy Getting Older, You Dirty Old Blogger
Today is the birthday of one of my oldest blogging friends. He’s since found other more interesting things to occupy his time than post his thoughts and comments all over the interwebs, but now seemed...
View ArticleImproving Cross Border Relations
This weekend we made our weekly trip down to fill up the car with milk and the trunk with bags of gasoline. Oh, I didn’t mention that Canadians like to cross the border to fill up plastic garbage bags...
View ArticleI’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. But first, wow, it’s been a...
View ArticleSmell my . . .
Recently Bitsy & I were hanging out with Bitsy’s sister – Consuela. At the pub Bitsy: Want to Smell my tampon?*** Consuela: Uh, no. Bitsy: It smells like Spring Breeze. Consuela: No thanks....
View ArticleOnly if I can have Uncle Jesse’s Autograph
Imagine my surprise the on Monday when I received an email from a early 90′s TV character! Have Mary-Kate and Ashely hit such a low that they’re soliciting loans? For shame. I said I’d post more. I...
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